Pam: Toby, why don't you open your present? It's... and it's-in fact, it's right next to that little breakfast place that you like in the city where you can draw on the tables. Get The Girl 21. Kevin. No, you shouldn't- [Holly knocks on Michael's door]. 19. Contact Me 05. Michael: Well, it was love at first sight. Finale, Webisodes – The Accountants dreamed it would be. Vandalism Jim: Oh, thank you. How long does it take to get in? Again, the company has allotted for this training-one day. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Come on, get it out. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Goodbye Toby. [dials and hands Jim receiver], Jim: [clears throat] Right to voicemail. Michael: Do you-do you have cravings? Holy: I'm not so specific as I can be on my first day, but... Michael: Well, I can see Andy proposing to Angela. Michael gives a chattering teeth gag gift to Phyllis, telling her to voice her opinion more … This transcript is not finished! 18. 07. I'll take a little look-see. Ultimatum Dinner Party I'm just reading it out loud. Jim: [on the phone] So I just got the fax closing the sale, and uh, it's big. I don't know, I think you say things just to agree with me. The Job, 01. 15. 20. "Qua" something, uh... qua... quar... quibo, qual...quir-quabity. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. That's it. This is my car. Secret Santa The Office Goodbye Toby episode quotes, behind the scenes trivia, photos, and more, from May 15, 2008 on NBC. St. Patrick’s Day Michael’s Last Dundies Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Michael: Oh... What, um, what is your commute like? Back From Vacation Woman over speakerphone: What do they do exactly? I am here to see you off. I'm not gonna be in town. Andy’s Play Angela: You always do this! 24. 02. Business Ethics It's better than I ever. Toby: I made it this far, right? Toby: Thanks... [Hank is standing next to Michael] Really, Michael? Michael: Whew, oh God. Did you see it? 13. Pam: Oh, thank you! Creed: What is wrong with this woman? From the most popular “that’s what she said” to the most obscure quote you’ve never heard of, you’ll find it here. I should've written it down. Goodbye Toby! Koi Pond Secretary’s Day Jan: Look, I don't know what you're gonna be doing tomorrow, but I have my Lamaze class in Allentown, and um... you could come. Employee Transfer Creed Thoughts Toby is going away forever, and uh, we need to do something very very special. Hot Girl, 01. [all are watching a YouTube video of Ryan being escorted out of Dunder Mifflin corporate offices by policemen]. He's your friend. It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. You know what that is? Traveling Salesmen 11. 08. Basketball Holly: Not bad. Stay. 14. The Duel Read, review and discuss the entire Kiss Me Goodbye movie script by Charlie Peters on Scripts.com I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone. 08. And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating. Goodbye Toby is an alternative folk rock band from Philadelphia, PA He's outta here! Woo! We first meet Holly in the episode "Goodbye, Toby" on Toby's last day of work. Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for twelve years, and I am now his cruise director, and my name is Captain Bruisin'. Weight Loss I will be back momentarily, all right? Counseling Michael: Hello, Holly. Credit: NBC. 09. Why don't you go home, and come back for the party? It is played during the Kickstarter bullet hell credits at the very end of the True Pacifist ending. So, that means you could get anything up in the top row. Um... What gives-what-what gives you the right? The episode starts with one of Jim's pranks: he links Dwight's cell phone to his own bluetooth headset. One two three- [takes picture] Oh let's do it again. A Benihana Christmas 15. The Whale Let's start with the "I love you" level. Pam: I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. Search Committee, 01. Goodbye, Toby has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria.If you can improve it further, please do so. 23. Well, actu-too soon. Episodes that are unformatted will be highlighted in yellow. I'm going out of town. Pam: Absolutely. Michael: Oh, there he is. Toby: [Michael hands him a present] Wow, thanks, Michael, I... Michael: Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend. I've been working out. The Merger Holly: Hi. 12. Crime Aid Links, 01. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Please read my disclaimer for legal and copyright information. Special Thanks Thank you, God, for creating two of you. 22. 03. Holly: Oh, thanks. 09. It’s this unspoiled beach in Costa Rica, Playa Grande. [giggles]. Yeah. 06. Also see my Special Thanks page. Toby's goin' away! Quabity assuance! Let me be clear. And lately, she has been sending me, like nine or ten checks a year... uh, as Nana starts to... but, I knew I should be saving it for something, I just didn't know what I should be saving it for. Suit Warehouse Dwight: You made me wrap it. 09. Cool! I can't believe it! The Fight 17. Mrs. California No, I did not. Jim Halpert: Yes it is. Safety Training Totally disregard that last voicemail, because you obviously have your hands tied. Thank you for sharing in this joyous moment. 13. [they glance over at Kevin subtly, who is stifling a giggle]. Type of Dance. Ohh! Tell Fater. Phyllis’ Wedding The episode where we watch Michael fall head over heels for Holly (and of course, throw an amazing going away party for Toby!). New Boss This is just temporary, we'll build. 12. Sabre 17. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. The Banker She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. [Mose carries a raccoon in a cage] Put it in. Fundraiser PDA Nepotism Jury Duty I wanted to kiss her. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know? Michael: Exactly. Cocktails Dwight: Disconnect that right now. She is cute, and helpful, and she really seems into me. 06. Pam: So how much antigravity potion do you want? That's awesome, man. And, I am very... Jan: ... we were together. The real crime, I think, was the beard. [overdramatically] Acting! Michael is determined to make the … Michael: Mornin'. Toby: As part of my last day I'm training the new Human Resources rep in the ways of the company. It's Michael's last day at the office, at least he knows it is. Jim: Because I'm gonna miss Toby. Double Date It was love at first see with my ears. 10. Michael: [watching from his office] Toby's replacement. Branch Closing I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them. I mean, the office is a great place for that. Just have a thought. Directed by Paul Feig. [hangs up]. Michael: No. There is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides... although Toby won't be in them. So-I know. Look! Um... [Kevin walks away, revealing Jan's pregnant belly]. Ohh. Michael throws an extravagant going-away party for Toby, and falls in love with the woman who is replacing him. Goodbye Tooo-by! Jim: I know. Toby: [Michael and Holly are still working on the chair] What'd you guys do? The Return Hope you find your paradise... Pam: Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute. He's outta here! Phyllis: Hi. 142 likes. I don't know why I doubted it, because I'm so clearly awesome! 13. Toby: This is a picture I’ve been carrying around in my wallet for about six years. That part's gonna suck, but it'll be great. Michael: Holly is sweet and simple, like a lady baker. The rest of the office is under the impression that his last day will be the day after, so Michael tries to get out all of his goodbyes that day before he heads to the airport. Michael talks to and/or gives gifts to every member of the office before he leaves. Episodes that are decently formatted but not fully formatted will be highlighted in blue. Jim: [presses button on headset] Hello, this is Dwight. It's Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin and Michael demands a huge celebration. 16. Phyllis: Party planning's a real high. [to Dwight] Take care of that, all right? Kevin: Yeah. And I bet you don't think I care enough about this job to actually fight back, but you're wrong, because I do, and I will. I am so deliriously happy... Michael: Because you're pregnant, and because it obviously happened when we were together. 14. Michael: I talked to her-Holly. Pam: Do you like it? That is... a psyche. 10. Jim: Yes, we are still dating. 22. Holly: I think it's really cool you hired Kevin. Read, review and discuss the entire Goodbye, Mr. Chips movie script by Terence Rattigan on Scripts.com 05. Michael: And the sequel, "Woman Stands at Desk and Works." Written by Paul Lieberstein and Jennifer Celotta, and directed by Paul Feig, the episode first aired in the United States on May 15, 2008 on NBC. Broke It'll be fine. Kevin: Well I like pretzels, but, I really like chips. Your job is to make the office lame. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice[/b]: once as office sales, once as website sales. Bye. Diwali You missed my song, buddy. Goodbye Tooo-by! Goodbye Toby was so much fun to watch and rewatch, and it’s wonderful to learn about the making of it. 02. [Angela shakes her head 'no'] Okay, then I will come to you, my flower. The Farm 18. Pam: [enters conference room] Did you need me to take notes? Toby! 20. 19. 03. You know what? 11. Jim: No, I didn't. I'm going to set my watch alarm... And... [watch beeps]. You are talking to Jim. But you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her. 11. 21. Fan Love 19 February 2019 (English Script) Script Stats. 03. See ya! 23. Jim: Actually, I think I am. Goodbye, young lady. 09. Valentine’s Day Halloween Um... Holly: [as Yoda] Pass curvy metal piece, you will. I would love a picture of the two of us, to also take to Costa Rica. Michael: You'd rather have somebody else's sperm than my sperm? Michael: That's what she... a lot of places are like that. Best of Toby - Full Script is Pikachufreak's idea.. Michael: You know, I should make you a mix. Dream Team You drink a potion, and then you just start floating all around. 02. What did I say? [hangs up] I am going to be... kind of a daddy. Yes, uh, I'm Holly Flax. Lotto QUIZ: How Well Do You Know The ‘Goodbye, Toby’ Episodes? Oscar: Well this is what happened: uh, Ryan's big project was the website... which wasn't doing so well. Michael: Well this is it. [no one answers him] No one has a camera here. Kevin. 16. Okay, you know what? But, honestly, I need to make this one count. Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents. [cell phone rings] Sorry. Michael: [hides his face from Holly; whispers to Toby] I'll kill you. Um, well look, I'll let you get back to work, but I-I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott. Follow. Michael: Sure. 12. 21. Blood Drive 180 likes. It's pretty good, right? 17. Michael Scott Paper Company And if I'm being too alarmist, then so much the better for the already wonderful "Goodbye, Toby." Just pleasantries, nothing, you know... not like, do you want kids or, religion, or what side of the bed do you want. Angela, Oscar, and Kevin. D&D Beyond And you can think that. That sounds good. I think ‘Goodbye, Toby’ had the funniest Phyllis moments. Lice Cafe Disco Jim: Dwight left his cell phone on his desk. Gay Witch Hunt [answers] Kevin, where are you? It is really big. 06. Two Weeks 12. Hannah Brown August 11, 2020, 3:28 pm 136.8k Views. Jim: Yes, we do have that. Michael: Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. Michael, there's something that you need to see. But it turns out they built these great new condos there, so, this could be me, right around, uh, where the trees used to be. The Cover-Up This is very boring stuff. Pam: Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design. I'm not going anywhere. Spooked [puts a hand on his arm] I feel so welcome here. Fun Run Lecture Circuit 1 21. Jim: Well we all want a good party, right? watch 01:48. 03. [all watch fireworks display; scattered applause and cheers; Darryl's band plays soft music]. Toby: [hands Meredith his camera] This one right here. Jen Celotta can even make me laugh when she’s answering questions about an episode! Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. Special Project Roy’s Wedding I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE. Really, what do I do here? Pam: I don't know, I just, I really thought Jim was gonna propose tonight... Holly: So you missed something really big. 24. Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager [looks at the change in his hand] Okay, let's see... fifty... Oh, this is a button. So, the timing's perfect... And that is the first time I've ever used the word "perfect" in here! I took it slow. Because you don't know when you're gonna meet the right girl and the moment's gonna be right. Woman over speakerphone: Antigravity machines? It aired on June 21, 2011. [music starts playing; Jim puts his ring back in his pocket and exhales sharply]. The episode was written by Tim McAuliffe and directed by Jennifer Celotta.It originally aired on NBC on April 4, 2013. Toby: I'd like to introduce you to my replacement. Dwight: He's here on a special work program. I sure hope we can make it. You know what? So, I have no idea how you, [he sits on the floor] how you sit like that. Michael: Oh, no no no, no, no. Golden Ticket More dance scripts by Eun Hee Yoon . Sexual Harassment Feel no pain! [accountants mumble hellos]. Michael: I thought that you might say that. 10. What do you think? 12. Kevin: I'm totally gonna bang Holly! And the first meal we ever had was, in the break room, actually. He's at the supermarket and he needs me. [knocks over Darryl's keyboard], Andy: Angela, will you do me the honor... of giving me your tiny hand in marriage? 05. Dwight and Meredith haze the new HR woman, Holly. Previous=Trust Thomas Transcript Next=Toby's Tightrope Transcript Here's the full transcript to Mavis. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. 03. I just needed to get all that out onto the table. 14. Creed: [from outside the conference room] Hey, it's the kid! #174: I’ve never had a deep fried Twinkie either. So, that is not my real gift to Toby. The Delivery [reads] What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin? Did you enter the sale on the website? Holly: Well that is a very safe place for them. You know what we need to do? Jan: Oh, that's really good. Michael: Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. Michael: What the hell is going on here?! Release Date & Language. Kelly: I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. Michael: Wow, Kevin, really? We're in the middle of a party. Boys and Girls 15. Toby Mavis Diesel Bertie (cameo) Terence (cameo) Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned) George Carlin: Mavis is a diesel engine who works for the quarry company shunting freight cars in their sidings. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans' funeral? Goodbye Toby! 22. 07. Take Your Daughter to Work Day Angry Andy [exits conference room] Hey! I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Wow. Holly: Yeah, I know, that's why I'm here. Michael: No no no no no. Good for the world. 13. Mafia [to camera] So here we go, just a matter of hours now, until his horribleness has left the building. Kelly: I can't believe this is your last day. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here. Jim: I know. Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter. I-I have been steeped in anticipation. Michael: Just pay for it and we'll reimburse you when you get back. Good luck! Frame Toby Holly: Oh, I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair and... that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that... is the story of me on the floor. Michael: First thing on the agenda-actually, the only thing on the agenda, is the status of Toby's going away party. It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. The Coup 14. 14. Moroccan Christmas Goodbye Toby! The Dundies See ya! Look man, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but you know what? Jim: Oh, hello Mater. Toby: It's digital, so just take as many as you want. Michael: I'll let you in on a little secret[/b]: I've been very much looking forward to this moment. Toby: [watch that Michael gave him beeps] Oh, some kind of... alarm. 24. Creed: What is wrong with this woman? Yeah. Michael: There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight! than our kitchen back home. I said that they'd love those sketches. 19. 02. 08. His Theme - Toby Fox (Undertale) Five Night's At Freddy's (Fnaf) La Campanella - Franz Liszt Requiem Of A Dream - Lux Aeterna La Campanella - Franz Liszt Comptine d'un autre été - Yann Tiersen Evil Morty's Theme - Rick and Morty Canon in D - Pachelbel Goodbye Moonmen - Rick and Morty Despacito - Luis Fonsi Megalovania - Undertale Right. Whistleblower, 01. We're on our own. It's a photo of everyone in the office. 08. 22. And then all the other prisoners are gonna be like, "Damn! 09. I mean, the first time we joked around was at my desk. [presses buttons on his cell phone] Done. [shows her a ring], Andy: She said yes! Andrew and Ellen Bernard. Dwight: Pam! I couldn't sleep last night. 17. The Sting [to band] Do you know, um, "Goodbye Stranger"? Dunder Mifflin Scranton is planning a going-away party for Toby before he leaves for Costa Rica. Jim: Absolutely. Ryan... Oh my God. Quotes; Conference Room (60 Comments) Download Episode (iTunes Link) Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up! "Michael, buy a motorcycle." I could put you through to someone on that. You should look through it. The Goodbye Look is the second episode in the Season 2. Work by Sir Edward Rupert of the Finer Things Club, check out more of my work! 06. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close. 18. Michael: [on phone, leaving a message] Hi, Jan, it's Michael. I'll just let it go to voicemail. Junior Salesman The Convention Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison.". Kevin: Yup. And then I had an awakening. No, he's not... Is he? 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